what I’m trying to do is what I’m trying to do

so there’s five minutes left and no questions so I’m gonna just fill in to the end of the hour if that’s alright with you. I’m hoping that you’ll get embarrassed enough to fill in the gaps and you’ll start talking rubbish so that I can respond in a way which makes it sound like I really know what I’m talking about, but actually all I’m doing is having a conversation with you while 20 other people on the call are waiting for me to shut up already because they’re going to the gym and they want to avoid the rush when all the fat people go an hour early so that people don’t see them on the treadmill getting all sweaty especially at the moment when its 30 degrees and actually I have a condition which makes me smell like this

great, so, thanks everyone. I guess I’ll send you though the business requirements so that you can all review them and then we’ll make it kind of ad hoc when we get together because I don’t want another meeting and I have to go to the shops on friday and get some antibiotics so if we could engage via email that would be the solution I’m working towards if we’re all sweet. Yep, I’ll probably be ready with the plan right after the thing I’m doing next week which is really important as I’m going away for a long time after that to chatter with seagulls at a staithe and share one-legged experiences over video with a man from knebworth

any questions?


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