thus spake consolidation monkey

from a cosa nostradamus type moment of epiphany while making photoshop 5 eat layers of pasta did spew forth the penetrable missive from the future of the potato of business proposition:

You know what it’s like. Got eggs all over the place. This egg is your marketing egg. This egg is your commerce egg. You’ve even got eggs for partners and suppliers. But what you really want is to make a great big omelette with all your eggs so your customers can sit down at one big table and stuff themselves. You want Spanish omelette. You want French omelette. You want a Service Provider omelette with dynamic mushrooms and on-demand data parsley garnish. Well, the solution is here. Sun Dynamic Egg Consolidation and Omelette Rendering enables you to leverage all your enterprise eggs in one great big virtual frying pan. I tell you, it’s f**king great. My Mum’s got one already.

No change there then. So taaake mee in your aaarrms agaaain, I’ll sell my soooul, what is it wooorrrrth?


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