poke that in your eye

let me just talk over you for a moment you’re not understanding what I’m saying there’s a time and a place for that placation but blow down a melon if that’s not right here now today we need to blart quite clearly lest we’re tripping over the outstretched tongues of tousled falcons with mouse trap retorts. it’s good that you’ve dropped to your knees and prostrate your miserable little pencil at the bison farm but what I need right here right now today is actionable clap magnets for genies. there’s no other way.

yesterday you thought it was a good idea to slip an organic pastureful of careening witch cattle unto the storage boxes. you’ll regret that later.


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