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savaged by the otter of me too you stand at the lip of backslap, peering into the slackness, and you’re plucked breathless back to the upstairs bathroom, watching drivel collapse under it’s own weight and slither down the drain of man-mental. close. and now you’re logged on, finish that presentation on end-to-end flows. idiot.


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