Things what I writ

I sometimes write nonsense about things to try and sound clever

if I think hard enough

I don’t know why it happens – its like some reverse deja vu, where the world sees me coming – but things have been mysteriously aligned today, so that as I think of something, or do something, something else which is directly related suddenly appears from nowhere. Just as I’m trying to get an upgrade license for Adobe Creative Suite, I get an email telling me I can attend an Adobe Creative Suite event telling me how fabulous it is. Just as I’m stuffing a couple of pork pies in and listening to a report on the radio about teenage drunk-drivers, I flip over the page of the newspaper and there’s a story about teenage drunk drivers. Just as I’m about the make a credit transfer to the security company that manages my alarm system, somebody from the security company phones me up to remind me I need to make a credit transfer in order for them to continue to manage my alarm system.

I’m mildly freaked out by this happening multiple times today, but I think it finished as soon as its begun. For the last hour, I’ve been thinking about a mysterious stranger knocking on my door and handing me an enormous sum of money which will pay off my mortgage and take the family to America for a year, but, as yet, I hear no doorbell.